Today was one of those days when eating reminded me of my age... Specifically that I can't eat like I used to eat. I remember back to high school days... one evening in particular, actually... when my buddy Rodav and I stopped by the EZ Take Out Burger on Foothill Blvd. (THE In-N-Out clone of the Inland Empire back in the 80's) and each had this 5 patty monster called the Grand Slam with an order of fries. It was tasty, of course, but did not satisfy the "urge" 100 percent. So we did the logical thing (in the teenage mind, anyway) and drove down the street to In-N-Out so we could have a double-double, animal style, to really set things right.
Returning back to today, my experiences at the Fun and Food Truck Festival at Boomer's (or, as we older folks call it, the Family Fun Center...) in El Cajon point out just how long ago that experience with Rodav really was... This event was a meetup of 10 of the "best" food trucks in LA and 10 of the "best" food trucks in SD, so it was like a food paradise for me with the many food options that were available. However, no longer equipped with the gastronomic fortitude of my youth, I didn't have a chance at trying it all... and though I left nearly overloaded with grub and on the verge of going comatose due to the blood flow leaving my brain to help out my stomach, I don't think I regret a bit of the experience.


At long last (and after a failed attempt at the Boomer's in Clairemont the night before), Jess and I were able to finally sample the wares of the Grill 'em All truck out of Los Angeles, a gourmet burger truck that has quite the following up north and was made (in)famous thanks to their victory in the first Great Food Truck Race on the Food Network last year. We got there early with our buddy Terry to make sure that what happened last night didn't happen again! After waiting for an hour in the bright sun of El Cajon (thanks to the festival folks opening the gates about a half hour late due to waiting for some straggling trucks), we were making a bee line for another already forming line in front of the Grill 'em All truck. By now, I was figuring I had this burger so built up in my head, there was no way it could meet expectations. Lucky for all three of us, though... it totally hit the mark! Jess and Terry ordered one each of their popular Behemoth, which is basically a 7oz bacon and cheddar cheese burger with pickles, beer soaked onions, and their BBQ sauce... oh, and the bun is actually 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. Needless to say, these two sandwiches were sizeable. I grabbed the Witte (pronounced Wit-E), which was the same patty with cream cheese, deep fried bacon, beer/Sriracha soaked onions, and malt vinegar aioli. We decided to split an order of their pomme frites, tossed in truffle oil, and served with a choice of a number of dips.

After finding a seat and grabbing some drinks, we dug in excitedly. The Witte was awesome... the patty was juicy, the onions tasty, and the bun was grilled crispy on the bottom. The kicker though was that aioli mixed in with that cream cheese... fantastic! The Behemoth was also very tasty, with the copious amount of cheese heightened by the mix of the pickle and sweet BBQ sauce. And the fries... oh, man... SO good. After finishing the Witte and a chunk of the fries, I was feeling pretty good. After half of her Behemoth, Jess was getting pretty full, so I (fully considering that wasting food would somehow offend starving children half way around the world) proudly tackled the rest of that burg, too, in a move that would have made Rodav proud!

Now, this is about that time when I began to realize my true age again... and I began to realize that I was already feeling kind of (I still hate typing this...) FULL! However, there were still so many trucks left in view. Brazenly throwing caution to the wind, Terry and I decide to move to round 2. Ter volunteered to brave the line at Frysmith, another popular LA gourmet truck, to grab us an order of Sweet Po fries. These are not just another order of fries... these are more like a meal! The Sweet Po consisted of free-range chicken cooked in a tomatillo-tamarind sauce served over sweet potato fries with Jack cheese and cashews. As Ter set it down, I began to question if, as my mother used to say, my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Maybe it was because of my fullness, I didn't find these fries quite fulfilling as the fries from the Grill 'em All truck. The chicken was pretty much the highlight; tangy, tasty, and tender, it really was tasty with the cheese and sweet potato. Ter pointed out that the cashews were a nice addition, and I agree that the crunch really brought something. But the fries kind of washed out that great taste of the burgers, and I think that all that added starch was just about to push me over the edge!

After all of this, moving was not a priority (and Jess was nearly down for the count); but we needed something sweet to break the meat-sweats and we mustered the strength to visit the Tropical Shave Ice truck. Now, I view shave ice like Ralphie's Old Man views turkey in A Christmas Story... It is one of those things I don't want to live without. So waiting in line for this treat was rejuvenating... so much so that I was gearing myself up to get the fully loaded ice with beans and ice cream... the works! Jess, in a moment of clarity, set me straight, and I decided to go with the more modest version: a shave ice with pineapple, orange and guava syrups with a "snow cap" of sweetened condensed milk and a sprinkling of Li Hing Mui powder. Soft, fluffy shaved ice with that mix of sweet, creamy, salty and lightly sour. Man, The Tropical Shave Ice sure topped things off in the right way!
Of course, there were still a number of trucks to conquer at this festival... but deciding to heed Shakespeare in this case, I chose discretion over valor and we decided to wrap up the day on the shave ice. Maybe I can't handle the food like I did in the past, but I still feel I had a great time. As Terry said at the end of the day, "That was awesome"; and I agreed! And I can't help but think that Rodav is looking down proudly, saying "Job well done, 'old man'... job well done!"
http://www.grillemalltruck.com/
http://www.eatfrysmith.com/
http://www.tropicalshaveice.com